As Arthur Bloch¬†writes in¬†Murphy’s Law,” to err is human, but to really foul up requires a computer”. If last night’s match between France and Honduras taught us anything, it’s that BBC commentator Jonathan Pearce may yet occupy a space beyond even that. In the heart of Brazilian cowboy country last night in Porto Alegre, he had what is probably best described as a bit of a mare. Oh well, better luck next time, Jonathan. If nothing else, you managed to get Robot Wars trending on Twitter in the UK.

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