There are only two weeks now to go until the World Cup finals, and with Mungo McCrackas having decided to cycle to South Africa rather than fly (he apparently insists that it is “good for his guns”), this week we have another episode of “Substitute!”. In this week’s extract, some of the Heart of Clackmannanshire’s players are modelling the club’s kit for next season – a kit which is made out of wool. A revolutionary design, indeed. As ever, this week’s Mungo is drawn especially for you by Ted Carter and, for the hard of seeing, is available in jumbo size here.