Well, the start of the new season is, of course, all very exciting, and nowhere is it more exciting than in Scotland, where Heart of Clackmannannshire are preparing for a new season in which they are, explicably, still playing in the Scottish Premier League. As some of you will recall, the players turned up for their first pre-season friendly last week in varying states of morbid obesity, so their chairman, the magnets magnate Sir Roddy Bulbs, has brought in a little help to get them in shape for the big kick-off. It just so happens that this “extra help” also has a bear in a jump suit. Scribbled by Dotmund, and available in a larger size here.