This week’s episode of “Shit Shot Mungo” is a very special one (as if they aren’t all very special), because it features the debut of Japan’s finest football export since Arsene Wenger, The Goalinator – a football-playing robot that is programmed to score loads and loads of goals. We’ll find out soon enough whether The Goalinator has any other talents of note. With the desperation to stay in the Premier League reaching a bizarre fever pitch this year, by the way, don’t rule out something similar happening in the real world. Phil Brown is already said to be looking into the development of such technology.

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