This week’s episode of Shit Shot Mungo features the conclusion of the critical match between Heart of Clackmannanshire and Seventy-Third Lanark, along with several jokes about magnets. Can Mungo McCrackas win the game for The Clackers? Well, you probably already know the answer to this already. Brought to you in association with Dotmund and, it says here, “quite a lot of whisky, and some codeine”.

Supersize me, oh Titanium-necked Goddess!