The tension is unbearable. It’s the last day of the season in the Scottish Premier League and Heart of Clackmannannshire need a win in their final match in order to avoid relegation. Unsurprisingly, nothing goes quite according to plan (though, ironically, it does all go according to the script – make of that what you wish). This week’s edition of “Shit Shot Mungo”, by the way, is the last in the present series, but don’t despair, because over the summer we will be running weekly excerpts from the (made-up) magazine “SUBSTITUTE!”, which will feature interviews, profiles and pictures of all your Heart of Clackmannannshire favourites. Apparently. I have also been asked to point out that, should you wish to purchase a piece of genuine Mungo artwork, you can do so here. Perfect for putting on your living room wall, selling on Ebay at a massive profit, giving to a charity shop or as kindling for fires. The bigger version of this week’s Mungo is available here.