It’s the end of the Scottish League season, and Heart of Clackmannannshire are stranded near the bottom of the table. Controversial player-manager Mungo McCrackas has some “innovative” ideas ahead of their next match, though it seems that the answer to their problems might be more obvious than anyone realises. Can they finally win another league match and find a way of somehow avoiding the drop? Scribbled in crayon, as ever, by the huggly-wuggly Ted “The Neck” Carter – a larger version is, of course, available here.