I received a curious email this morning with this week’s “Shit Shot Mungo” attached. “This is the best one ever”, it said cryptically, “so if anyone complains I’m going to make them pay”. Jolly good it is as well. This week, Ted “The Neck” Carter takes us on a journey back in time so that we can see for ourselves how Mungo McCrackas came to sign for Heart of Clackmanannshire in the first place, featuring yet more gratuitous mentions of rabies, two men in bed together and playing ludo on the moon. Should you choose to, you can “go large” (as I believe young people say) here.