It’s something of a cause for celebration at Twohundredpercent Towers today as today’s Mungo is the 100th edition of the strip. But as ever, Mungo’s days are beginning to look numbered as the Primrose Hill Ramblers chairman has what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity. The world’s most lethal striker could have just 45 minutes to repair a reputation its taken him decades to earn. David Squires is the man with the plan.

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