Mungo time again. This week sees Heart of Clachmaninshire’s various warring factions put aside their differences in the blithe hope that their support will save their club from almost getting relegated again. But even two celebrity guest stars seem unable to break the Clackins Park hoodoo.

Dotmund, idiot that he is, drew this.

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