Time once again to visit Heart of Clachmaninshire, where the club is in the midst of an injury crisis that threatens to derail their already shaky start to the season.  Luckily, cometh the hour, cometh the man, as Mungo McCrackas finds an elaborately unique way of getting round transfer windows and squad limits.  Whether this will have as much impact on his side’s fortunes as it invariably has had on his colon is yet to be seen, but at least he’s trying.

Mungo is brought to us once again by crystalline imbecile Dotmund.

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