Time for our weekly visit to Heart of Clachmaninshire FC, wherever the hell that is.  And it is pleasing to note that, visits of the Pontiff and unexpected displays of match-winning form from previously marginal squad members not withstanding, there are some things which remain as unchanging as the seasons, as if hewn into rock by prehistoric man as a universal truth for the ages to consider.  And that thing, dear reader, is Mungo McCrackas’ composure in front of goal.

Mungo is brought to us as ever by Dotmund, the idiot.

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