With the distraction of the World Cup out of the way, football clubs everywhere can get back to their normal routine. Not least Heart of Clachmaninshire FC who, despite the baffling theft of all of the seats in two of their stands during the summer months, are well into their preparations for the new season. In the coming weeks, we’ll meet some of the new faces in the squad for the coming season. Today, however, is the traditional curtain raiser for a new campaign: the team photograph.
Mungo is a Dotmund production for Twohundredpercent.
Those shirts with blue shorts? Relegation kit, surely. Or at least, the kind of kit that’ll get them humiliated by Germany at some point…
I’m predicting yet another season of struggle for the Clackers followed by some massively unlikely event resulting in them staying up.