In spite of the financial mismanagement which, conveniently, he seems to have forgotten the specific details of, Dotmund is very excited to reveal that Heart of Clachmaninshire have been busy in the transfer market over the summer.  Last week you may have spotted some new arrivals in the team photograph, and over the coming Thursdays we’ll get to know them in a little more detail.

To kick off, a rugged, psychopathic, central defender hoping to help shore up the Clackers’ notoriously brittle defence.