You have probably noticed that professional footballers these days all sport many, many tattoos. This is because they are young, they are in the public eye, they have a lot to say. And also because they’re paid a quarter of a million pounds a week and only work 3 hours a day.

Twohundredpercent’s resident artist Little Dotmund has been analysing all the latest designs and trends and, luckily for you, now presents an illustrated guide to some of the best, both old and new.

As always, we are sorry.

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