Good evening everybody, and welcome to the penultimate Twohundredpercent podcast before we break up for the Christmas holidays. In keeping the spiritual feeling that envelops this time of year, we thought that this week we’d prove beynd reasonable doubt that we are bigger than God by coming up with a new ten commandments for the modern age. So, look forward to an hour of love, tolerance and faeces.

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