With the game up in arms about what John Terry did with his pants off several years ago and how this affects his ability to play Association Football, you’d probably be expecting a bitingly topical Friday Essay. And you won’t be disappointed*, as Dotmund looks at that perennial hot potato: crows. If you’re looking at this on the mobile version of the site, by the way, you might wish to click on the ‘View Desktop Version’, at the foot of the page.

* you actually will be disappointed.

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