This week’s cartoon, brought to you, as ever, by Dotmund, is a simple tale of summer hope, anticipation and the joy of waiting for the new season to begin. Well, that’s one way of looking at it. Alternatively, it’s a cautionary tale of what happens when your club goes out and spends £46m on a half-man, half-ape which was raised in the jungle and has no idea even of what the concept of recreational leisure time is, never mind professional football. Any similarities between the characters in this cartoon and galumphing, overpaid footballers of the current Premier League may or may not be intentional. Feel free to take a guess as to whom it may be!
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