Two of the great dilemmas of my week are what to have for lunch – particularly when I am, as I am now, sitting on the sofa wrapped in a duvet. Anyway, I thought I’d take a quick moment to doff my cap to the England and France rugby union teams for dumping Australia and New Zealand out of the Rugby World Cup. They’ll pretend that they didn’t really care anyway, but we all know the truth.

There’ll be some sort of full round up of the weekend’s football on here later on today. I’m putting it back because the Premier League is, due to involvement in European football this week, largely playing this afternoon (Manchester United played yesterday, as did Aston Villa and West Ham United – neither of whom are likely to be troubling Europe again for the time being). To keep you entertained this afternoon, however, here’s some more Baker & Kelly from the 17th October 1998.