Well, the start of the new season is, of course, all very exciting, and nowhere is it more exciting than in Scotland, where Heart of Clackmannannshire are preparing for a new season in which they are, explicably, still playing in the Scottish Premier League. As some of you will recall, the players turned up for their first pre-season friendly last week in varying states of morbid obesity, so their chairman, the magnets magnate Sir Roddy Bulbs, has brought in a little help to get them in shape for the big kick-off. It just so happens that this “extra help” also has a bear in a jump suit. Scribbled by Dotmund, and available in a larger size here.
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Ian began writing Twohundredpercent in May 2006. He lives in Brighton. He has also written for, amongst others, Pitch Invasion, FC Business Magazine, The Score, When Saturday Comes, Stand Against Modern Football and The Football Supporter. Ian was the first winner of the Socrates Award For Not Being Dead Yet at the 2010 NOPA awards for football bloggers.
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