Football this week has been brought to you by the number 10, the letter C and the word brinkmanship, and it’s no different at Heart of Clachmaninshire. The fallout from Mungo McCrackas’ transfer request continues to send people running for their inner sanctuary and doing the majority of their business in a bucket.  But!  Could there be a simple solution to the problem staring everyone at the club in the face?  Chairman Sir Roddy Bulbs, a noted realist, thinks so.

Dotmund continues to produce Mungo for us, in spite of our repeated threats.

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