With the Egggate saga still rumbling on, Heart of Clachmaninshire find themselves desperately short-staffed for a cup tie this week.  Luckily for the ramshackle selection of trainees and passers-by, our hero Mungo McCrackas was available for selection, although with the benefit of hindsight will probably wish he hadn’t been.  With part-time footballer and full-time maniac Stanley McDe Jong on the opposing side, things can tend to get a bit gnarly.

Dotmund hasn’t been very well this week, but we’re determined to not let him blame that for what you’re about to witness.

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