Thursday means it’s time for more from Heart of Clachmaninshire. Last week they were warned by their ‘eccentric’ chairman Sir Roddy Bulbs that another last-gasp 11th place finish this season wouldn’t save the club from becoming a meat market, and that’s clearly focussed a few minds in the dressing room as they kick-off a crucial campaign. However, up against a teenage wonderkid, will the Clackers have enough in reserve? And will Mungo finally score?
The man responsible for this nonsense, as ever, is Dotmund: blame him.