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England & Scotland Fight Over A Comb

At Wembley on Friday night, it was difficult to escape the feeling that we were all witnessing the act of two bald men fighting over a comb. England versus Scotland is the oldest international football match that there is, a cross-border rivalry that stretches back to the age of Queen Victoria and the very beginning of the white hot crucible that professional football would become over the following two decades. The Home Internationals tournament kept it alive as an annual international varsity match until the 1980s, and it even limped along after that tournament’s abolition in 1984, finally coming...

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Southend United: Fossetts Farm & Other F Words

“So, how’s Fossetts Farm coming along?” I asked my fellow Non-League Paper freelancer last season, when he outed himself as a Southend United fan. I expected to hear that their move from their old Roots Hall ground to the Farm was somehow progressing. I got one of those noises spelt with a combination of “Ps”, “Fs” and “Ts” or by putting “snort” in brackets. “Fossetts Farm” isn’t “coming along.” Even its discrete Wikipedia entry hasn’t been “modified” since June 2015, with no factual references beyond 2008 and a darkly-comic reference to a “final stadium plan” in 2007. Plenty has...

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New Balance: A Cautionary PR Story

At the time of writing, the United States of America feels like a particularly febrile place. Following the election of Donald Trump as the president of the country, the internet is awash with pictures of racist slogans and stories of people who are, apparently, no longer welcome in that country any more. This however, is a football website, and whilst we undoubtedly have strong opinions on this particular matter in a personal capacity, this isn’t really the place for them. It is, however, the place for a cautionary tale of the dangers of thoughtless corporate behaviour from a sportswear...

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Football League Review: No Home Comforts

Sometimes, one can only stand back and admire the optimism of those who run England’s football clubs. Last week, Wigan Athletic appointed the former Manchester United reserve manager Warren Joyce as their new man in charge, and gave him a three and a half year contract for his troubles. At the time of writing, twelve of the ninety-two managers of the Premier League and Football League have been in their respective positions for longer than three and a half years. The odds, with the best will in the world, are not in Joyce’s favour, and that’s before we take...

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The FA Cup First Round – Liveblog!

Good afternoon, everybody. It feels like ages since we last did a liveblog on Twohundredpercent, but today feels like as good a day as any to bring that concept back from the dead. It’s Bonfire Night and it’s the First Round of the FA Cup, so over the next couple of days we’re going to be trying our very best to keep you up to date with everything that’s going on. And it can be interactive, if you like. If there’s anything that you’d like to say, any photos you take at a match that may be of interest...

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