Category: Mungo

Mungo S03E14

The welcome distraction of a European game proves to be just too good an opportunity to make your presence felt for Mungo McCrackas to pass up. With his new £340,000 per week contract busily smouldering in his back pocket and steely determination burning within his breast, Mungo again sets about trying to establish once and for all the old axiom about ten men playing better than eleven. Dotmund isn’t sorry. Click for full size Follow Twohundredpercent on Twitter...

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Mungo S03E13

Football this week has been brought to you by the number 10, the letter C and the word brinkmanship, and it’s no different at Heart of Clachmaninshire. The fallout from Mungo McCrackas’ transfer request continues to send people running for their inner sanctuary and doing the majority of their business in a bucket.  But!  Could there be a simple solution to the problem staring everyone at the club in the face?  Chairman Sir Roddy Bulbs, a noted realist, thinks so. Dotmund continues to produce Mungo for us, in spite of our repeated threats. Click for...

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Mungo S03E12

It’s late October, which means the first frosts are on the ground, the nights are drawing in and Heart of Clachmaninshire FC are in crisis. But this year, they’ve done it in some style. Thanks to their bizarre egg-based plot to introduce a new player, they can add tough legal sanctions to their growing list of problems. A list not particularly helped by the club’s own hardman chairman, Sir Roddy Bulbs. Still, every cloud has a silver lining, as they are soon to discover. Dotmund actually wrote this. Click for...

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Mungo S03E11

With the Egggate saga still rumbling on, Heart of Clachmaninshire find themselves desperately short-staffed for a cup tie this week.  Luckily for the ramshackle selection of trainees and passers-by, our hero Mungo McCrackas was available for selection, although with the benefit of hindsight will probably wish he hadn’t been.  With part-time footballer and full-time maniac Stanley McDe Jong on the opposing side, things can tend to get a bit gnarly. Dotmund hasn’t been very well this week, but we’re determined to not let him blame that for what you’re about to witness. Click for full...

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Mungo S03E10

The Egggate scandal has completely consumed Scottish football this week, as a high-profile court case seeks to clarify whether or not Heart of Clachmaninshire’s sensational new star Eggo McCrackas really could have been born yesterday.  Out of an egg.  Laid by Mungo. Dotmund is an idiot. Click the image for full...

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