Category: Mungo

Mungo S04E09

As the seasons change and the roosters will rise and fall, so the Mungo season finale must finally come to all men. Twohundredpercent raises a hearty and particularly jaunty-looking titfer in the direction of David Squires, whose Herculean efforts kept Mungo alive and better than ever before for the past nine months. However, our hero finds himself in a rather parlous situation, out of control in outer space at the controls of an errant Premier League-sanctioned rocket. With countless of his peers now jettisoned into the abyss – largely by mistake but who knows? – will McCrackas ever see...

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Mungo S04E08

Mungo time again. And the season is reaching its end. But could this be the end of Mungo as we know it? It certainly could be unless he develops the ability to respirate anaerobically like botulism, as a series of unfortunate accidents and sexual encounters with electronic equipment leave the Premier League’s mission to the moon in mortal peril. Can Mungo save the day, as it is his wont to do? And will the altruists and philanthropists at the Premier League leave the milk of human kindness to one side for just a moment and try and exploit this...

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Mungo S04E07

With our ultimate hero Mungo McCrackas now in space ready and waiting to take part in the first ever extraterrestrial Premier League match, the powers that be have thoughtfully provided him with some teammates. A heady mix of grit, artistry, wisdom and a keen understanding of the laws of physics ensue. Will Mungo manage to integrate into this new squad? And will we finally discover definitively whether or not some of The Greatest League On Earthâ„¢’s best talent really could start a fight in a vacuum? All will be revealed, plus pies. David Squires drew this with his own...

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Mungo S04E06

It is time for this month’s visit to Primrose Hill Ramblers to catch up with Mungo McCrackas. Or rather, it would be, but he’s not there. Having been saved from a certain death at the hands of a CIA firing squad by the intervention of the powers-that-be at the Premier League, Mungo is finally on the cusp of fulfilling his potential. Could it be that Mungo will be the saviour of football? Could it be that Game 39 is a good idea? And does it have to be held terrestrially? All of these questions and more will be asked,...

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Mungo S04E05

Mungo McCrackas has been in some scrapes before but now he’s wanted by the US government for accidentally assailing the Commander-in-Chief’s pods. It’s only a matter of time before they bring their huge resources and intelligence to bear and flush him out into the open. However, as we all know, football is more important than life itself and the FA are trying to get to him first. One way or the other he’s going to end up selling something to somebody and that can only be good news for the economy. I’m backing Britain. Mungo is by David Squires....

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