Category: Mungo

A Twohundredpercent Christmas Message

It’s Christmas Eve, so we are turning the site over to professional footballer and convicted pelican-slapper Mungo McCrackas of the Heart of Clackmannannshire Football Club for our very first annual Christmas message. It’s a bit like the Queen’s Christmas message, only with more mentions of Italian sports cars.

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Shit Shot Mungo: S02E21

“Shit Shot Mungo” goes on a two week holiday tonight while the artist drinks himself to a dose of port and stilton induced gout, although I have been advised that there will be some sort of mungoings-on over the Christmas break. Get it while it’s hot!

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Shit Shot Mungo: S02E20

And now for a little light relief. This week’s “Shit Shot Mungo” sees Mungo McCrackas facing the indignity of being dropped from the Heart of Clackmanannshire team by manager Gary Burns until external circumstances – as they are wont to do – step in.

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Shit Shot Mungo: S02E19

It’s time for some a little light relief now, with this week’s “Shit Shot Mungo”. Gary Burns has convened the players for an inquest into recent events, the seriousness of which is rather undermined when chairman and former magnet magnate Sir Roddy Bulbs relieves himself in the bath.

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Shit Shot Mungo: S02E18

This week in “Shit Shot Mungo”, Heart of Clackmannanshire take the field for their match with only one significant change in their fortunes – their star striker Mungo McCrackas now wears a bow tie. Can Mungo ease the woe with a winning goal? No. Of course he can’t.

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