Author: Ian

Shit Shot Mungo: S02E22

The final Mungo of 2009 sees Heart of Clackmannannshire’s Mungo Crackas having spent the last two weeks failing to score a goal. Chairman and magnet magnate Sir Roddy Bulbs, however, has some news that may change the club’s fortunes in the new year.

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A Tussle With The Tax Man

Portsmouth are due in court in February over an unpaid tax bill. The club states that HMRC are being unfair, but is this merely more bluster to cover up the fact that their club is hopelessly insolvent, and even if they get through this, how might they cope with relegation?

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Chester’s Near Miss

Chester City’s Stephen Vaughan still hasn’t sold his interest in the club, and his latest appointment at The Deva Stadium does little to instil much confidence that anything is going to improve in the near future. However, at least one potential buyer now seems to be off their radar.

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A Twohundredpercent Christmas Message

It’s Christmas Eve, so we are turning the site over to professional footballer and convicted pelican-slapper Mungo McCrackas of the Heart of Clackmannannshire Football Club for our very first annual Christmas message. It’s a bit like the Queen’s Christmas message, only with more mentions of Italian sports cars.

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The 1962/63 Season: When Winter Really Came To Britain

If you spent the weekend sitting at home and cursing because your match has been called off this afternoon, it may help to look back upon the 1962/63 season, when the worst winter in over two hundred years brought football to a standstill and almost led to the relegation of Manchester United.

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