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Well, that’s one question answered, at least. Those that had been wondering how long it would take Manchester City’s diamond-encrusted team to gel this season have their answer, and it is quite a specific one – give or take a few seconds, it took one match and twelve minutes before the team clicked into place and from then on the result of this evening’s match was never in a great deal of doubt. While City gelled, Liverpool were oil and water. By full-time they had been run ragged and they now sit in seventeenth place in the Premier League table. It’s a false position, of course, coming as it does two games into the season and with Arsenal and Manchester City having been their opponents thus far, but the lethargy on display tonight didn’t look like much of an improvement on last season and the absolute bare minimum that Liverpool need this season is an improvement on last year.
For all the multi-million pound signings on view, the most rapturous pre-match applause at The City of Manchester Stadium was reserved for Sheikh Mansour, who was taking his place in the Gods for the first time this season. Such is the nature of modern football. Liverpool did, however, start brightly enough, although Fernando Torres’ ring-rustiness was still evident and, even though he was partnered up front by David Ngog, and he cut an isolated and frustrated looking figure at times this evening. Manchester City, meanwhile, pushed up through the gears in a slickly effective manner and scored after thirteen minutes with a slick passing move that cut through the Liverpool defence like a hot knife through butter. The final pass to Gareth Barry came from debutant James Milner, a man who, just a week ago, was still an Aston Villa player. They learn so quickly these days. From here on, City shut up shop in midfield and cut the supply line to Liverpool’s front two stone dead. Most impressive of all, however, was Milner, who drifted around the pitch like a ghost, pullling Liverpool’s rigid 4-4-2 formation from side to side like a vintage bi-plane flying in high winds.
Within ten minutes of the start of the second half, City had lain to rest any major lingering concerns of a second half Liverpool fight-back with a second goal. This time, the route to goal was somewhat more prosaic. A corner from the right-hand side was met by a tremendous jump from Micah Richards, whose downward header might have been cleared were it not for Carlos Tevez frantically swiping at the ball from three yards out. Tevez didn’t seem to make any contact with it, but his motion-blurring seemed enough to fluster the defenders on the goal-line (in particular Glen Johnson), and the ball squeezed over the line. At this stage of the match, it felt as if City could step up a gear and leave Liverpool completely for dead, but the visitors responded to the goal with a glimpse of their potential and their best spell of the match. Within five minutes of Tevez/Richards’ goal, and in the space of a mere matter of seconds, Steven Gerrard had hit the post, and then Joe Hart made a quite exceptional double save from Ngog and Torres. Fabio Capello, presumably, now has a big heart drawn on the inside of his notebook with “JH” scrawled in the middle of it.
From here on, though, City regained control and, midway through the half, they extended their lead still further. Adam Johnson, whose performance was as impressive as anyone else’s on the pitch this evening, broke on the right-hand side of the penalty area and, after stumbling slightly, went down under a challenge from Martin Skrtel. There are two sides to every coin, and Skrtel was both lucky and unlucky with the award. On the one hand, the reverse angle replay seemed to indicate that contact between the two of them might have been slighter than it had at first seemed. On the other, though, Skrtel had been booked within four minutes of the start of the match and he could easily have received a second yellow card for either the foul (no matter how harsh that may have seemed) or his subsequent protests to the referee. Tevez dispatched the penalty with the minimum of fuss and the game was effectively over, although Torres showed a flash of his capability with a shot that flashed across the face of Hart’s goal and wide. He was, however, withdrawn for Ryan Babel who also came close for Liverpool with his first opportunity, but the match wound down in the final ten minutes with City comfortably absorbing whatever Liverpool had left to offer.
Definitive statements after two matches of the season aren’t worth a great deal, but Liverpool have problems that they have to resolve if this season is going to be anything like an improvement upon the last and, with seven days left of the summer transfer window and no new ownership looking likely before the end of the month, they may be stuck with what they have until January at the earliest. There are some reasons for their supporters to be cautiously optimistic about the future, though. They did create a handful of decent chances tonight and, no matter now ill-starred his opening appearances in a red shirt may have been, Joe Cole should at least offer his team a little more of the fluidity that they were lacking this evening. They also play West Bromwich Albion at the weekend, which should be a prime opportunity for the players to compose themselves before any sense of panic gets the opportunity to fully embed itself at the club.
Manchester City, meanwhile, seem to have arrested many of the concerns that casted doubt over their pre-season (although they may yet blow hot and cold – it’s too early to say for sure), and what was immediately noticeable about this evening’s match was how easy it was for them. The City of Manchester Stadium may have been awash with unseasonal rain tonight, but this match was little more than a pleasant summer’s stroll for them. If Roberto Mancini can have them turning out anything like they did tonight every week, their move up from pretenders to contenders might just prove to be a seamless one. It still feels as if he has at least part of the mountain left to climb, but this evening’s performance was solid, tangible evidence of their continuing upward curve.
Ian began writing Twohundredpercent in May 2006. He lives in Brighton. He has also written for, amongst others, Pitch Invasion, FC Business Magazine, The Score, When Saturday Comes, Stand Against Modern Football and The Football Supporter. Ian was the first winner of the Socrates Award For Not Being Dead Yet at the 2010 NOPA awards for football bloggers.
and how much will this title cost manc shitty a lot more than it cost chelsea another manager who cant build a team just like mourinho not happy unless he has got an open cheque book what happened to bringing players through the ranks of the youth team or dont you have one lets just pay stupid money for players and totally ruin the youth system man city the new chelsea it wasnt long ago you were slagging chelsea of now your doing the same as they did hypocrites.
Such bitterness, Scouser. No youth system? Idiot. You have no idea what you are talking about. Hypocrites? I doubt you have the education to know what that means. Boo hoo. Enjoy the relegation battle.
“This time, the route to goal was somewhat more prosaic. A corner from the right-hand side was met by a tremendous jump from Micah Hyde, whose downward header might have been cleared were it not for Carlos Tevez frantically swiping at the ball from three yards out. ”
Micah Hyde? I knew that City were on a mission to snap up the worlds greatest talents but I didn’t realise they were quite so close to achieving it…
@Liverpool – In fairness to City they had two players in the first eleven who’ve been on the books since they were young (Hart and Richards), not to mention six English players, which I think is important.
Whilst there’s nothing especially savoury about ‘buying’ honours, neither is it wrong, as many teams have proved in the past. I say good luck to them. They might need to settle down and not switch the manager at the first hint of trouble, but they already look like one hell of a side and should offer England a good number of players who are already playing alongside some of the best in the world.
Besides, as someone who lives in Manchester it’s kinda good to see the headlines not endlessly dominated by United anymore, let alone the nice change that comes with people talking about City positively.
“A corner from the right-hand side was met by a tremendous jump from Micah Hyde, whose downward header might have been cleared were it not for Carlos Tevez frantically swiping at the ball from three yards out”
This reminds me of my old Championship Manager days, I’d have a team full of superstars in the premiership then bring in one of St Albans Citys strikers to see how they fare surrounded by these players
Micah Hyde must have thought his days were numbered after his release from Barnet in the summer but he pops up tonight in Manchester Citys expensive squad, just like them old championship manager days
Heh, this is what happens when I am still up writing this nonsense at close to midnight after a nine hour day at work. I have updated accordingly.
City have been pish with loyal fans for decades. As odorous as the way that they’re buying the title is, I don’t think anyone can begrudge their fans a bit of success
This is football, I think we can begrudge anybody anything
joe hart played for shrewsbury richards played for oldam get your facts right and i am not a scouser and i dont follow the crowd pick a team and stick with them dont just follow who has got the most money at the time
My word reading the squabbling of the Premiership is tedious isn’t it. One imagines that this is what a meeting of the Bullingdon Club was like – a lot of rich people squandering money and not realising how utterly sickening they appear to everyone else.
And Liverpool’s success in the 80’s didn’t come about because they had the pick of the best players and could afford to hire them I suppose?
Pot, black, call, kettle.
[…] The Monday Night Match: Manchester City 3-0 Liverpool “Well, that’s one question answered, at least. Those that had been wondering how long it would take Manchester City’s diamond-encrusted team to gel this season have their answer, and it is quite a specific one – give or take a few seconds, it took one match and twelve minutes before the team clicked into place and from then on the result of this evening’s match was never in a great deal of doubt. While City gelled, Liverpool were oil and water.” (twohundredpercent) […]