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I’ve pointed out on here before that Premiership managers seem to be getting more and more opinionated on matters that, frankly, don’t concern them. A few weeks ago, Rafael Benitez inspired my ire for suggesting that the Football League should be turned into a dumping ground for the Premiership’s reserve teams, and today it’s the turn of Gareth Southgate, manager of Middlesbrough, to step up to the plate and be told to, “Shut up, Gareth”. Southgate, you see, has allowed himself to go on record saying that the Premiership would be much more exciting if there was no more relegation.
Southgate’s argument has several fatal flaws. Firstly, the only interest to be had in the Premiership at the moment is at the bottom of the table. I’m not certain what the crowd would have been like at the weekend for the Sheffield United vs West Ham United match if it hadn’t been a massive relegation six-pointer, but I can’t imagine that it would have been greater if the teams concerned had been playing for the pride of finishing in seventeenth place in the table, with nothing else at stake. He seems to be working to the assumption that people want football to be a mere series of exhibition matches, with nothing at stake. Or does he?
As I’ve said before, this sort of pronouncement is on the increase, and I suspect a more sinister reason for it. Certain subjects within football are, largely, unspoken. They just aren’t mentioned. We don’t talk about the reality of there one day being a breakaway European Super League, even though we suspect that the G14 are angling after exactly that. We don’t talk about the constant undermining of international football by the top clubs, who, ultimately, would like to take it over and either disband it or downgrade it to suit their own ends. We don’t talk about the fact that the Premiership is answerable only to the Premiership, either. In order for these more outlandish statements to become palatable, someone has to raise them as if they’re plausible. Who runs the Premiership? Who are the only people that would benefit if the Premiership drew up the drawbridges? What if… they spend a few years talking seriously about ending promotion and relegation, then have a few meetings and come out of it saying that they’ve reached a compromise solution saying that there’ll be a play-off match between the bottom-placed club in the Premiership and the winners of the Championship? Suddenly, something that seems completely ridiculous – I mean, never going to happen – becomes quite plausible.
The tectonic plates within football are are starting to move. The Premiership’s clubs are being brought up for hundreds of millions of pounds by Wild West Capitalist investors from across the world, and they’re not doing this out of the goodness of their hearts. They’re doing this to make money, and they will stop at nothing to protect their businesses from risk and maximise their revenues. The best way for them to protect their business from risk would be to ensure that there is no possible way for them to get relegated and miss out on the cash bonanza. At the very, very top, they want to break away to a European Super League or, perhaps, a World Super League. Below this, they merely never want to get relegated, ever again. They don’t give two damns for the heritage of the game, but they do know that they need some sort of public support for this, so the PR battle has just begun. You can expect to see a lot more of this sort of thing over the next few months or so. The battle for hearts and minds is just beginning.
Ian began writing Twohundredpercent in May 2006. He lives in Brighton. He has also written for, amongst others, Pitch Invasion, FC Business Magazine, The Score, When Saturday Comes, Stand Against Modern Football and The Football Supporter. Ian was the first winner of the Socrates Award For Not Being Dead Yet at the 2010 NOPA awards for football bloggers.
Luckily, it’s well known that Gareth Southgate is a plank, as anyone who heard him commentate during the World Cup last summer can attest. If Brian Clough were to come back from the dead and say something that stupid, then I’d probably worry.
Southgate is the best captain I’ve ever had on Championship Manager, though.
Yet again you’ve got it wrong and the Onion Bag has got it right.
Seriously though, I think Southgate’s comments really just underline the problem with the Premiership – four clubs filling the champions league slots the rest fighting relegation. It’s no wonder everyone plays so cautiously when the price of relegation is so great. The flipside is that the Championship is becoming the most desperate place on earth: Watford won the play-off with nothing much more than a glorified pub team last year and Sunderland have become the most extreme yo-yo club ever breaking records when going up and down. As far as reserve teams are concerned Birmingham now look more like the team Arsenal fielded in the League Cup last season
G14 (and Chelsea) don’t really want a Super League but they’re certainly interested in making people believe they could if they wanted to. It’s like a larger version of the SPL – The Old Firm will bluster all they like, knowing that the SFA will give in to them as will the other clubs as soon as people start whispering about gate receipts and TV revenue.