Well, a team of boffins have come up with a genius idea: The Unofficial World Championship. The idea is simple. England and Scotland played the first international match in 1870. Scotland are unlikely to ever be caught as the team with the best overall record (thanks to the quirks of the long-lost Home Internationals), but can you guess before clicking who the current holders are?
Argentina Arsenal Aston Villa Birmingham City Blackburn Rovers Bolton Wanderers Brazil Brighton & Hove Albion Cardiff City Celtic Chelsea Chester City Coventry City Darlington England Everton FC United of Manchester France Germany Italy Kettering Town Leeds United Lewes Liverpool Luton Town Manchester City Manchester United Netherlands Newcastle United Notts County Plymouth Argyle Portsmouth Portugal Rangers Sheffield Wednesday Spain St Albans City Stoke City Tottenham Hotspur United States of America West Ham United Wimbledon Woking Wolverhampton Wanderers Wrexham