Paradise Found?


Ian began writing Twohundredpercent in May 2006. He lives in Brighton. He has also written for, amongst others, Pitch Invasion, FC Business Magazine, The Score, When Saturday Comes, Stand Against Modern Football and The Football Supporter. Ian was the first winner of the Socrates Award For Not Being Dead Yet at the 2010 NOPA awards for football bloggers.

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  1. discostu says:

    Fan 1: What about last season?
    Fan 2: What about it?
    Fan 1: They were rubbish. They were fucking rubbish.
    Fan 2: They weren’t that bad.
    Fan 1: They were fucking rubbish last year. And they were fucking rubbish the year before. And I don’t care if they are top of the League, they’ll be fucking rubbish this year, too. And next year. And the year after that. I’m not joking.
    Fan 2: I don’t know why you come, Frank. Honest I don’t.
    Fan 1: Well, you live in hope, don’t you?

  2. twohundredpercent says:

    I read an possibly apophrycal story about two Nottingham Forest supporters last season.

    Fan one – “That’s It. I’m going early”

    Fan two – “You can’t do that. You’ll miss the best bit”

    Fan One – “What’s that then?”

    Fan two – “Booing them off at the end”

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