Crystal Palace: The Ron Noades Connection

13 By Ian  |   The Ball  |   January 26, 2010  |     16

This evening, Crystal Palace supporters are learning the hard way that, in the overall scheme of things, the media doesn’t really give a damn about them. On Radio 5, the sports reports covered them for approximately five seconds before moving on to the infinitely more important subject of Rio “Now Over Thirty Years Old” Ferdinand’s return to the Premier League and his subsequent misconduct charge, while The Guardian evidently consider the rumoured transfer of Eidur Gudjohnsen to West Ham United as more important than the hopeless insolvency of a side in The Football League Championship and The Sun, a newspaper whose ability to avoid the interesting and relevant in favour of the SHOUTY and DRAMATIC should never be underestimated, choose some fluff about Nicolas Anelka, Robinho’s frankly unsurprising return to Brazil, some self-serving, hyperbolic bullshit from Jose Mourinho and a little bit of PR from Alex Ferguson about how well behaved his team is.

Crystal Palace are the first Football League club to enter into administration this season, and the only aspects of this that are surprising about this are that it was them rather than any of the other members of football’s current rogues gallery and that it took so long this season for it to happen to anyone. On the surface, it seems like little more than a setback that costs them any realistic chance of promotion this season. Their ten point deduction leaves them hovering just above the relegation places, but they should theoretically have enough about them to stabilse back into a mid-table position in the league. The ten point deduction, however, has a tendency to be seen as the be all and end all of problems, but there are more serious issues at play that threaten the future of the club.

Firstly, the current squad is likely to be broken up. Palace had been enjoying a reasonable season on the pitch, but with administrators now in charge of the club a fire sale is quite possible. The adminstrators, it should be remembered, have no responsibility to the supporters or to the good of the club’s league position. Their job is to keep the club as a going concern and if this means selling their best player off, then so be it. This probably couldn’t be happening at a worse time for them. The transfer market has been flat for over twelve months now, and the knowledge that the administrators will be looking to realise funds and that alone is hardly likely to inflate the value of the players in the current Crystal Palace squad. None of this, however, is inevitable. The administrators don’t have to (and with only four days of the transfer window left may be unable to) sell.

The timing of the decision was predictable. Palace are just one of number of clubs living on their means and effectively using the non-payment of tax as some sort of unofficial bank overdraft that they can dip in and out of. Need to piss fifty thousand pounds away on a new central defender but haven’t got the money coming into the club to be able to support it? Never mind! Just stop paying your tax bills for a few months. They’ll never even notice! It can only be presumed that Simon Jordan (with whom, obviously, the buck stops) had been trying as hard as he could to get someone to throw money onto the Crystal Palace bonfire in order to head off the winding up order and has failed. As such, administration was probably a last ditch push to earn – to such an extent that one could “earn” such a thing – protection from further insolvency action from being taken against them. A considerably worse action for Palace supporters would have been for this action and the club to have been wound up at the High Court.

The administrators, it has be said, sound confident. They are talking of a quick sale of Crystal Palace Football Club. How good this turns out to be depends obviously and entirely on who any new owners prove to be. We can be almost certain, however, that the club will no longer be under the ownership of Simon Jordan, who has been spending more than Palace could realistically afford for a couple of years now and is paying the price for his profligacy. Meanwhile, former owner (and one-time racist) Ron Noades has been spreading his wisdom about what administration could mean for Crystal Palace Football Club.

For Palace’s future it is probably the best thing that could have happened to them. It gives them a chance for a new start without the liability of having debts having over the club’s head. It was most difficult for somebody to go in there and buy Palace, settle the debts and still have money to invest in the club The next problem is that whoever goes in there would have to secure the freehold to the stadium before they can buy the club.

It’s an easy mistake, of course, mistaking the word “somebody” for the name “Ron Noades”. It would be surprising if Noades wasn’t one of the consortia that stepped in to “save the day” by putting in a cut price bid to buy the club out. Indeed, Noades hasn’t stopped far short of being the Superman of South East London this week, albeit with a degree less success than his Gotham City counterpart. Rather than stepping in himself, he stated that he had suggested to David Sullivan and David Gold that they should buy Crystal Palace. This was reported yesterday, but this wasn’t his only involvement with Crystal Palace recently. Today, he confirmed to the same local newspaper – the South London Press – that he had made an offer to buy Selhurst Park, apparently within seconds of the club being put into administration.

In the meantime, Crystal Palace supporters can only wait and hope. Their club – although coverage in much of the national press may try to prove you otherwise – remains marketable and capable if making it back into the Premier League, even if their chances of doing so this season are somewhat less likely than they were earlier on today. What their supporters will come to realise over the next few days, however, is that a ten point deduction is likely to be the least of their problems. Much will now come down to the willingness of the likes of Ron Noades to dig them out of their current hole. Meltdown seems unlikely, but there may be tough times ahead for Crystal Palace Football Club.



Ian began writing Twohundredpercent in May 2006. He lives in Brighton. He has also written for, amongst others, Pitch Invasion, FC Business Magazine, The Score, When Saturday Comes, Stand Against Modern Football and The Football Supporter. Ian was the first winner of the Socrates Award For Not Being Dead Yet at the 2010 NOPA awards for football bloggers.

  • January 26, 2010 at 11:09 pm


    A fair assessment of the situation. Thank you Ian.

    One point of order if I may. Most Palace fans are used to a lack of media coverage so the somewhat underwhelming response is not a surprise. Palace is not a well liked club. Even the guy from Supporters Direct spend most of his interview on BBC News pushing the broader agenda of governance in football which is fair enough I suppose.

    As for Noades, I wonder to what extent the former owner is taking advantage of his contacts in the SLP to rub Jordan’s face in it. Hardly the most dignified position but then the whole situation is a collossal undignified mess.

    Hey ho!

  • January 27, 2010 at 8:11 am


    To be fair to Supporters Direct’s guy, the alternative was to speculate on the sources of palace’s debts, the situation regarding the ground and the likely prognosis for the club. All interesting, and all not the best use of 2 minutes of airtime, all told.

  • January 27, 2010 at 9:08 am


    Noades is the reason why Palace don’t own Selhurst any more. Noades is the reason why Jordan inherited (but didn’t fix) a staggering debt problem.

    If Noades is the solution, perhaps our friends at AFCW might like to lend us their copy of “Introduction to the Combined Counties League”.

  • January 27, 2010 at 9:36 am


    On a broader issue, I can’t help thinking that it’s high-time that the officers of a business, whether football or otherwise, are made legally responsible for the timely and correct payments of taxes etc. After-all, if they don’t or (more correctly it seems in most such cases) won’t pay, then it’s the rest of us that have to cover the short fall. Shouldn’t the FA make it a condition of membership/participation in league football that you DON’T use monies owed to the tax authorities and/or other clubs/businesses as a form of loose change?

  • January 27, 2010 at 9:43 am

    Hugh Mungus

    I can understand the supposed lack of interest from the media but I listened to Radio 5 in the car last night around 7pm and most of the chat was with the Administrator and about Palace……

    The bottom line is that this is now such a common occurrence that it is not a news item much anymore.

    It will take a big league club to go bust properly before the media actually make it a main news story.

  • January 27, 2010 at 9:52 am

    Hackney Badger

    Superman lives in Metropolis, not Gotham City. Though he does visit from time to time apparently…

  • January 27, 2010 at 11:23 am


    So, another club “re-financing” by shafting its creditors. I’m amazed anyone would do business with a football club anymore, tbh.

  • January 27, 2010 at 12:58 pm

    Lanterne Rouge

    Although I support a team who may benefit from Palace’s news, I feel little but sympathy for them – my only slight flirtation with schadenfreude is centred upon Simon Jordan. It’s desperate news in a way that administration for Pompey would not be. Palace have hardly overpsent – they did all they could to be sensible financially when they were promoted a few seasons’ back. It seems par for the course now that promotion for a smallish club will bring fiscal difficulties in its wake. I hope they get a good fee for Victor Moses who has been amazing this season – sadly, I think the administarors may accept a lower fee than they deserve.

  • January 27, 2010 at 1:00 pm


    Thanks for that contribution Keith but it was Agilo, one of Palace’s creditors who put our club into administration. The Chairman is personally ruined and the fans once again devastated that we are back in the financial mess we escaped from when Simon Jordan stepped in to save us in 2000. Contrary to the lies being peddled by Sky, the fans have every sympathy for Jordan. He gambled and lost and has now had to fall on his sword unlike Ron Noades who made a tidy sum by separating the club from its ground and then selling off the lease to a “property developer”

  • January 27, 2010 at 5:23 pm


    BBC London News at 10.30pm last night balljacksed up their report of it completely and didn’t even mention it again!

    Now Palace fans will know how we felt in 2002 when the state of David Beckham’s foot was more newsworthy than the birth of the first franchise in English football.

  • January 27, 2010 at 11:56 pm


    “If Noades is the solution, perhaps our friends at AFCW might like to lend us their copy of “Introduction to the Combined Counties League”.”
    Certainly would Colin! Can also lend you a manual on “How To Own Your Own Ground” as a gesture of goodwill too!
    Nothing wrong with Combined counties if you have enough support and faith to progress out of it. As a supporter of AFC Wimbledon I wouldn’t have missed it for the world! There again,boxing above your weight in most leagues is a sure-fire road to disaster as so many teams are finding out in this current climate.

  • January 28, 2010 at 8:25 am

    Leo Hoenig

    As a matter of interest, who owns Selhurst Park these days?
    As a creditor (to be accurate, my wife was, rather than me), who recieved nothing at all last time Crystal Palace went into administration, I am staggered that nothing has changed in the decade since. The reported £30 million of debt must have been accumulated in the last decade, except for a small portion that may have come from the previous club (remember, nothing was paid to non preferential creditors, that was over £20 million written off).
    Ten points, not even relegation, for a loss of £3 million per annum over ten years, and we get people asking whether players are going to be sold. When we did not get paid by Palace, we needed a patient bank manager, or we could have lost our home. Now, a new series of creditors are in the same boat. The rule should be, pay them all, or get ye to the Combined Counties League.

  • January 28, 2010 at 2:23 pm


    Leo, football in general has screwed thousands of businesses like yours over the last decade or so.

    It’s about time the sport grew up and took responsibility for its actions but yet again all the ignorant media coverage is about the poor, hard done-by clubs and their fans…

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