If the reason we all love sport is (as is often suggested) because of its unpredictability, then a lot of people must be in the same position as Dotmund and celebrating a new favourite footballer: Mario Balotelli. Will he be brilliant? Will he score a hattrick? Will he get sent off? Will he start a fight? Will he be able to get his bib on? Our plucky artist can’t take his eyes off of him.
So today he unveils his latest piece, entitled Vitruvian Man City (or: Mario Balotelli trying to put a bib on).