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Portugal 0-1 France
I strongly suspect that I’m going to be in a minority of one on this subject, but I was disheartened by the BBC’s coverage of this match. Gary Lineker and Alan Shearer nailed their flags to the mast in a quite literal sense, barely able to conceal their desire to see the Portuguese vanquished by the French. They may well have tapped into the national mood, but then again they could have done that by saying, “well, Alan, I’ve in favour of hanging all rapists”. It does the BBC no favours to go into matches with what looks very much to me like an editorial agenda, and whilst it’s very easy to blame that dreadful Ronaldo for England’s elimination from the tournament (and I’m no fan of his myself), it doesn’t reflect on them terribly well that they’re still carping on about it four days after it happened.
After Tuesday night’s extravaganza, this always felt to me like it was going to be something of a let-down. Portugal had been fairly woeful thus far, and the French, for all the idolatry surrounding the strangely rejuvenated Zinedine Zidane, had largely built their team around a defensive midfield formation that wasn’t going to get the football purists gushing. For the want of a better word, France last night were “professional”, though I’d have been struggling to justify using that phrase twenty minutes in, by which time they’d allowed enough gaps at the back to force Barthez into having to pull off a couple of decent saves.
But then Portugal allowed their own interpretation of the word “professionalism” to creep into the match. Ronaldo threw himself across the penalty area when he missed a cross, and watching the slow-motion replays of a number of tackles that Scolari seemed to think were absolute set in stone penalties. It was curious also to watch the persistant booing of Ronaldo every time he got the ball. It made me wonder… were there really that many English people in the crowd, or has the international sporting community (or at least have the Germans) got sick of the constant gamesmanship that has blighted this World Cup? Obviously, the French were more than happy to join in, but it’s certainly food for thought, if nothing else.
We have a couple of days respite before the final pair of matches, one of which is the most important match in any football competition of the year, the other of which is probably the least important match of the tournament (although it’s worth pointing out that it isn’t a FIFA marketing scam – the third place play-off has been around as long as the World Cup has). I’ll try and squeeze in my thoughts on this pair of matches before Saturday afternoon, but I will say this much – even if Germany 2006 hasn’t been the greatest World Cup of all time, we can console ourselves with the knowledge that both of the teams that have reached it’s final have, in their own idiosyncratic ways, deserved it.
Ian began writing Twohundredpercent in May 2006. He lives in Brighton. He has also written for, amongst others, Pitch Invasion, FC Business Magazine, The Score, When Saturday Comes, Stand Against Modern Football and The Football Supporter. Ian was the first winner of the Socrates Award For Not Being Dead Yet at the 2010 NOPA awards for football bloggers.
Shearer and Linneker were no Lynham thats for sure – “I hear theres a football match on today – shall we watch it together?”.I think there were probably a fair amount of english in the crowd, but from reading various fan blogs it seems that there is a curious camaradere between england and germany at the moment – lots of english were backing germany after we had been knocked out, and i think that was reciprocated in the german fans being supporting anyone-but-portugal.
Scolari made me chuckle though, not as much as the way i keep thinking of him as a “jizz sucking sweaty titted bastard” due to someone shouting out at him during england portugal, nor as much as christian ronaldo’s hard done by comments in the media.
Ricardo continues to amaze me with his penalty ability though. I like Baddiel & Skinners suggestion that we should have had David James doing *nothing* except practicing and researching penalties all tournament (well, he was never going to be no.1 choice for 120 minutes was he), and bring him on instead of carragher once it was going to go to pens.
Ronaldo is 21 now, and he left Portugal with 18. He played about 150 matches in England so far, more than in Portuguese Leage. We can say now is a product of English football. It’a amazing how do you took so long to see how naughty the boy is (or is it only bad losing?).
I wouldnt say its bad losing to highlight some shocking examples of portugal trying to cheat.Heres some clips from the french game:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QSHB-AQZ1E