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Breakfast Of Champions

This time, it’s definitely the final weekend of the season. I promise. I know what you’re thinking here – “How can we trust him on this? He said it on the last day of the Football League season, he said it on the last day of the Premiership...

Derby Day

You know what? I think I deserve a night off from insightful football writing. In fact, I thought that just over a year ago, and have been keeping it up admirably ever since. Ho ho. Actually, after last night’s European Cup final gubbins, I could just do with an...

"The European Cup Is Probably A Lesbian Anyway"

Well. WELL. It’s the biggest night in the entire history of world football, until this time next year, when it will be EVEN BIGGER. Liverpool vs Milan will not be a patch on the match that these two teams played out two years ago, of course, when Milan began...

Meanwhile, In A Parallel Universe…

There’s a football match on tomorrow night. Had you heard? I’ll be on here with minute-by-minute updates on the European Cup Final between Milan and Liverpool. I bet you just can’t wait for that, can you? I’ve come to the conclusion that I want...

Dancing With Wolves

There are some football clubs, as we’ve discussed on here before, that could be described as “cursed”. Newcastle United and Manchester City fall into this category, but none are quite as cursed as Wolverhampton Wanderers. As more or less anyone in...