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Mungo S03E37

Mungo S03E37

Mungo time. With Heart of Clachmaninshire in their most precarious league position yet, the best thing that could possibly happen – Mungo being unavailable to play – is happily precipitated by events elsewhere. But will he make it out of the Tower in time for the run-in? Dotmund draws Mungo with his feet.

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April 28, 2011
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Friday picture: Vitruvian Man City

Friday picture: Vitruvian Man City

If the reason we all love sport is (as is often suggested) because of its unpredictability, then a lot of people must be in the same position as Dotmund and celebrating a new favourite footballer: Mario Balotelli. Will he be brilliant? Will he score a hattrick? Will he get sent off? Will he start a…

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April 22, 2011
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Mungo S03E36

Mungo S03E36

What’s Mungoing on? It’s Mungo, that’s what. This week, Mungo hits upon a unique plan to retain Heart of Clachmaninshire’s top flight status and, with support from Glenn Hoddle, successfully makes everybody’s liver shut down. Dotmund is, as ever, responsible. For this, anyway.

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April 21, 2011
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Mungo S03E35

Mungo S03E35

It’s another one of them lazy Mungoin’ Thursdays. This week, Mungo returns from his adventures in London full of an almost-unshakeable-for-literally-minutes footballing fervour. But could his true vocation lie elsewhere? This is normally when we point out what a gilt-edged buffoon Dotmund is, but it’s his birthday today so we’re letting him off.

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April 14, 2011
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Friday essay: Contextualising Rooneygate

Friday essay: Contextualising Rooneygate

Dotmund has two mottos that he lives by. The first of them pertains largely to pork pies and needn’t detain us any further here. The second is that there’s an historical precedent for virtually anything that ever happens if you just look hard enough. This could be the wisest thing he’s ever thought, although that’s…

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April 8, 2011
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Mungo S03E34

Mungo S03E34

It’s one of those Mungo days again here on Twohundredpercent. Mungo has managed to escape the studio of Loose Women with his dignity intact, but could he have jumped out of the frying pan and into the fire? Dotmund is an idiot.

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April 7, 2011
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Mungo S03E33

Mungo S03E33

Mungo time. There’s only one way any team struggling like Heart of Clachmaninshire are can get themselves out of the mess they’re in, and that’s getting their head down and playing good football. That or bribery. It’s not quite come to the latter yet, as Mungo McCrackas fires – briefly – on all cylinders. Dotmund…

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March 31, 2011
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