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Shit Shot Mungo: S02E25

This week’s “Shit Shot Mungo” should also be known as “Mungo Noir, the avant garde masterpiece, directed by Fritz Lang”, according to Ted Carter, but there is definitely a fight between The Goalinator and Mungo McCrackas as well as a seventeen tonne weight in this week’s episode.

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Shit Shot Mungo: S02E24

The Goalinator is back at Heart of Clackmannannshire, and this means problems for Mungo McCrackas in this week’s “Shit Shot Mungo”. Mungo is relegated to commentating for the local hospital radio station – although it seems as if his career in broadcasting may be cut short.

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Shit Shot Mungo: S02E23

There’s high excitement at Twohundredpercent Towers tonight as this week’s “Shit Shot Mungo” features the triumphant return of that Japanese goal-scoring machine (literally), The Goalinator. And this time, as manager Gary Burns finds out about the full power of The Goalinator to his cost.

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Shit Shot Mungo: S02E22

The final Mungo of 2009 sees Heart of Clackmannannshire’s Mungo Crackas having spent the last two weeks failing to score a goal. Chairman and magnet magnate Sir Roddy Bulbs, however, has some news that may change the club’s fortunes in the new year.

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A Twohundredpercent Christmas Message

It’s Christmas Eve, so we are turning the site over to professional footballer and convicted pelican-slapper Mungo McCrackas of the Heart of Clackmannannshire Football Club for our very first annual Christmas message. It’s a bit like the Queen’s Christmas message, only with more mentions of Italian sports cars.

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Shit Shot Mungo: S02E21

“Shit Shot Mungo” goes on a two week holiday tonight while the artist drinks himself to a dose of port and stilton induced gout, although I have been advised that there will be some sort of mungoings-on over the Christmas break. Get it while it’s hot!

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Shit Shot Mungo: S02E20

And now for a little light relief. This week’s “Shit Shot Mungo” sees Mungo McCrackas facing the indignity of being dropped from the Heart of Clackmanannshire team by manager Gary Burns until external circumstances – as they are wont to do – step in.

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Shit Shot Mungo: S02E19

It’s time for some a little light relief now, with this week’s “Shit Shot Mungo”. Gary Burns has convened the players for an inquest into recent events, the seriousness of which is rather undermined when chairman and former magnet magnate Sir Roddy Bulbs relieves himself in the bath.

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Shit Shot Mungo: S02E18

This week in “Shit Shot Mungo”, Heart of Clackmannanshire take the field for their match with only one significant change in their fortunes – their star striker Mungo McCrackas now wears a bow tie. Can Mungo ease the woe with a winning goal? No. Of course he can’t.

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Shit Shot Mungo: S02E17

This week’s Shit Shot Mungo sees the financial crisis at Heart of Clackmannanshire deepen still further, as the club is forced to put all of its players on part-time wages, but one man (who has been earning £190,000 per week for as long as anyone can remember) may be able to save the day. He probably won’t, though.

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Shit Shot Mungo: Season Two, Episode Sixteen

After last week’s swine flu debacle, Heart of Clackmanannshire Football Club find themselves in court in this week’s Shit Shot Mungo, accused of deliberately and maliciously spreading the virus through playing an infected team in a recent match. Can Mungo save the day? Probably not.

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Shit Shot Mungo: Series Two, Episode Fifteen

Swine flu fever has overtaken Heart of Clackammanshire this week but new manager Gary Burns isn’t going to let that get in the way of the club’s best winning run in years, in this week’s episode of “Shit Shot Mungo”, which also lays bare the truth of Mungo McCrackas Lemsip addiction.

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Shit Shot Mungo: Series Two, Episode Fourteen

This week’s episode of “Shit Shot Mungo” features the aftermath of Heart of Clackmannanshire’s outstanding 3-0 win last week. Glen Roeder is sacked as the Director of Football and, after a viral outbreak at the club, the club’s new plutocratic owner brings in a plague doctor in to help out.

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Shit Shot Mungo: Series 2 Episode 13

In this week’s Shit Shot Mungo, the new Heart of Clackmanannshire benefactor Faisal Wally Camel has something of a maverick streak and, in this week’s “Shit Shot Mungo”, he decides to appoint, well, the first person that he comes up in the street as the club’s new manager.

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Shit Shot Mungo: Series Two Episode Twelve

This week’s episode of “Shit Shot Mungo” brings together the club’s new owner, food additive magnate Faisal Wally Camel and the Heart of Clackmannanshire chairman, magnet magnate Sir Roddy Bulbs as they discuss their plans for the future of the club, while Bert Harris finds that new signing Mohammed Abdul Harry Bassett is a nemesis of his from days of old

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Shit Shot Mungo: S02E11

This week’s Shit Shot Mungo sees the Clackas thrust suddenly into a deep and sudden financial crisis after chairman and magnet magnate Sir Roddy Bulbs’ money runs out. With the team resorting to drastic measures to make end meet, though, a mysterious figure appears from the shadows…