Mungo S03E13
Football this week has been brought to you by the number 10, the letter C and the word brinkmanship, and it’s no different at Heart of Clachmaninshire. The fallout from...
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Mungo S03E12
It’s late October, which means the first frosts are on the ground, the nights are drawing in and Heart of Clachmaninshire FC are in crisis. But this year, they’ve done...
Mungo S03E11
With the Egggate saga still rumbling on, Heart of Clachmaninshire find themselves desperately short-staffed for a cup tie this week. Luckily for the ramshackle selection of trainees and passers-by, our...
Mungo S03E10
The Egggate scandal has completely consumed Scottish football this week, as a high-profile court case seeks to clarify whether or not Heart of Clachmaninshire’s sensational new star Eggo McCrackas really...
Mungo S03E09
After last week’s startling egg-based development, one might have expected our heroes from Heart of Clachmaninshire FC to take a bit of a breather and settle down. However, they are...
Mungo S03E08
Heart of Clackmannanshire's injury crisis is resolved by their striker laying an egg. ...
Mungo S03E07
Time for our weekly visit to Heart of Clachmaninshire FC, wherever the hell that is. And it is pleasing to note that, visits of the Pontiff and unexpected displays of...
Mungo S03E06
Club versus player loyalties will be tested this week, as all the many fans of Heart of Clachmaninshire amongst you witness Mungo McCrackas’ debut for another club. But how will...
Mungo S03E05
This week’s Mungo sees Heart of Clachmaninshire’s squad, besieged by a heap of steaming beef in last Thursday’s thrilling cliffhanger, find their salvation in a burly deadline day transfer signing. ...
Mungo S03E04
Mungo time again. This week, our heroes bounce back from their opening day disappointment with a corporate gig at a dairy farm. Peril, inevitably, ensues. Fans of teams who have...
Mungo S03E03
It’s Thursday again, which brings with it the crushing inevitability of another edition of Mungo. It’s accurately named this week, too, as our protagonist single-handedly fails to make an appearance. ...
Mungo S03E02
Thursday means it’s time for more from Heart of Clachmaninshire. Last week they were warned by their ‘eccentric’ chairman Sir Roddy Bulbs that another last-gasp 11th place finish this season...
Mungo S03E01
The new football season is now upon us and that means the return of Shit Shot Mungo to these pages. But for how long? There’s a wave of meat fanaticism...
Mungo 2010/11 – New Faces, part 2
Preparations for the new football season gather more pace with every passing day. As this particular passing day happens to be a Thursday, we are once again able to bring...
Mungo 2010/11: New Faces, part 1
In spite of the financial mismanagement which, conveniently, he seems to have forgotten the specific details of, Dotmund is very excited to reveal that Heart of Clachmaninshire have been busy...
Mungo 2010/11 starts here!
With the distraction of the World Cup out of the way, football clubs everywhere can get back to their normal routine. Not least Heart of Clachmaninshire FC who, despite the...
Mungo in Africa, part 5
It's Thursday, which means it's time for more from the studios of Clack TV and Mungo in Africa. Today, anchorman Ron Bongo, Glasgow Paisley boss Henny Jings and Heart...
Mungo in Africa, part 4
The final group games in the 2010 World Cup are imminent and results are getting critical. Like all good television channels, Clack TV is not afraid to stick its bloody...
Mungo in Africa, part 3
As the second group matches begin, results start to become critical and that calls for creative and incisive punditry from the inhabitants of the television studios. Sadly, Clack TV...
Mungo in Africa, part 2
In the latest update from the steel cage death match which is the Clack TV World Cup studio, Glasgow Paisley manager Henny Jings lets his international counterparts have it with...