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With the Egggate saga still rumbling on, Heart of Clachmaninshire find themselves desperately short-staffed for a cup tie this week. Luckily for the ramshackle selection of trainees and passers-by, our hero Mungo McCrackas was available for selection, although with the benefit of hindsight will probably wish he hadn’t been. With part-time footballer and full-time maniac…
The Egggate scandal has completely consumed Scottish football this week, as a high-profile court case seeks to clarify whether or not Heart of Clachmaninshire’s sensational new star Eggo McCrackas really could have been born yesterday. Out of an egg. Laid by Mungo. Dotmund is an idiot. Click the image for full size
After last week’s startling egg-based development, one might have expected our heroes from Heart of Clachmaninshire FC to take a bit of a breather and settle down. However, they are doing no such thing, getting stuck into their next game with characteristic flair. They even score a goal. But is everything entirely above board? Providing…
Heart of Clackmannanshire’s injury crisis is resolved by their striker laying an egg.
Time for our weekly visit to Heart of Clachmaninshire FC, wherever the hell that is. And it is pleasing to note that, visits of the Pontiff and unexpected displays of match-winning form from previously marginal squad members not withstanding, there are some things which remain as unchanging as the seasons, as if hewn into rock…
Club versus player loyalties will be tested this week, as all the many fans of Heart of Clachmaninshire amongst you witness Mungo McCrackas’ debut for another club. But how will the Highland League find Mungo’s unique brand of football and big-money living? It’s bound to end very well and impress football’s hardcore fans and dogs…
This week’s Mungo sees Heart of Clachmaninshire’s squad, besieged by a heap of steaming beef in last Thursday’s thrilling cliffhanger, find their salvation in a burly deadline day transfer signing. But what will it mean for Mungo, and Scotland’s non-league football clubs? Let’s find out. Dotmund (who still has some pictures for sale, including his…