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Mungo S03E20

Mungo S03E20

By on Dec 16, 2010 in Art, Mungo | 2 comments

Heart of Clachmaninshire’s Christmas came early when the Scottish FA decided to allow them to take a one-off penalty after the scandal of 73rd Lanarkgate. The only potential problem is that the man charged with the responsibility is Mungo McCrackas, their deadly number 46 shirt. Like the Scottish football league itself, Mungo now takes a two-week Christmas...

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Friday essay: A World Cup debut for Qatar

Friday essay: A World Cup debut for Qatar

By on Dec 10, 2010 in Art, Latest | 1 comment

For this week’s Picture That Dotmund Did, he’s worrying about history as usual. Qatar have just two more attempts to qualify for the World Cup before they become the first debutant to host a World Cup Finals since a time when goalkeepers smoked during corner kicks. It has since been pointed out to him that Ukraine, joint host of the next European...

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Mungo S03E19

Mungo S03E19

By on Dec 9, 2010 in Art, Mungo | 0 comments

With chairman Sir Roddy Bulbs confined in what may be sensitively termed the nuthouse, a new man is temporarily at the helm of the good ship Heart of Clachmaninshire. And he’s not in the mood to take penalty decisions for an answer. Dotmund remains Britain’s biggest idiot. Click for...

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Friday Essay: Seasonally-adjusted figures

Friday Essay: Seasonally-adjusted figures

By on Dec 3, 2010 in Art, Latest | 0 comments

As the most clued-up and news savvy readers may know, the UK has undergone something of a cold snap this week.  High time that Dotmund looked at the variety of clothing solutions footballers employ during icy weather. Dotmund is great at art, please visit him at his site and cop an eyeful. Click for...

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Mungo S03E18

Mungo S03E18

By on Dec 2, 2010 in Art, Mungo | 1 comment

Heart of Clachmaninshire’s renaissance still seems to be some way off, but for once it’s not for the want of trying.  Even Mungo McCrackas seems able to contribute to a positive team performance.  However, could sinister outside forces be about to derail their efforts?  The answer, inevitably, is yes. Mungo is brought to you by Dotmund (who has pictures...

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