Posts by Ted

Bank Holiday Tuesday – Portrait Of A Foul

By on Dec 28, 2011 in Art, Latest, Non-League | 0 comments

Imagine if you will being born. A comfortable float around a womb that you are quickly starting to outgrow. It has to end. Something’s got to give. Then the pushing and the seepage and the screaming and hey presto, pro-lifers everywhere pat themselves on the back, someone done a baby. As a life event, it is perhaps the most dangerous, perilous and traumatic...

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The Friday Picture: Bonus Paid Content

By on Nov 11, 2011 in Art | 0 comments

The football blogosphere’s latest big topic is the issue of making certain content available to subscribers only. It’s a bit of a hot potato. But it’s one which Dotmund fears is likely to snowball into football at large. Then again, he is a bloody idiot (although he does occasionally get paid for his pictures).  Click for full-size There’s...

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Thursday picture: Puzzle Time!

Thursday picture: Puzzle Time!

By on Jul 7, 2011 in Art | 0 comments

With the good name of British journalism currently hanging in the balance, by which I mean “everyone is realising that it’s as wantonly venal as we always suspected”, Twohundredpercent leaps to its aid with its inaugural – and probably last – Puzzle Page. Can you match the intercepted telephone statement to the player? You can win a...

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Thursday Picture: Struck By Lightning

Thursday Picture: Struck By Lightning

By on Jun 30, 2011 in Art, Latest | 0 comments

Dotmund has always been a fan of football manager’s excuses, and you don’t get any better excuses than from the coaches of national sides from countries with oppressive regimes. Even so, North Korea’s Kim Kwang-min still managed to go above and beyond with his reason why his team had lost their opening match in the 2011 Women’s World Cup....

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