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When Football Was Good, Part 2

When Football Was Good, Part 2

MAURICE MALPAS Full back. Born 3rd August 1962, Dunfermline. Clubs: Dundee United (1979-2000). League appearances: 617. League goals: 20. Domestic honours: Scottish League Championship 1982/83; Scottish Cup 1994. European honours: UEFA Cup finalist 1987. International...
When Football Was Good, Part 1

When Football Was Good, Part 1

In the first of a groundbreaking new series of pictures, our resident idiot Dotmund explores a time when football was better than it is now. This week: Pat Nevin. PAT NEVIN Winger. Born 6th September 1963, Glasgow. Clubs: Clyde (1981-1983); Chelsea (1983-1988);...
Luca Badoer: Gentleman Driver

Luca Badoer: Gentleman Driver

On Tuesday 16th January 2007, your regular correspondent Ian and I went to see Worthing play AFC Wimbledon in a league game. The programme for that day proudly marks the occasion of Worthing stalwart defender Mark Knee’s 400th game for the club.  This is not why...
Hamilton vs Rosberg

Hamilton vs Rosberg

The coming together between Lewis Hamilton and Nico Rosberg on the second lap of last Sunday’s Belgian Grand Prix was not a premeditated act of dastardly foreign intrigue, nor was it the death knell for any hopes of a second World Championship title for the...
The 200% World Cup: Brazil 2014 By Numbers

The 200% World Cup: Brazil 2014 By Numbers

Our resident obsessive-compulsive Dotmund has been busy drawing other things biting other things, and so has let World Cup artwork slide. Which is a relief to everyone. However, his real love in life is lists and attempting to ascribe numerical order to chaos. This is...