Author: Ian

Michael Owen – This Space Available To Rent 3

Michael Owen – This Space Available To Rent

At the 1983 British General Election, Labour were almost wiped from the electoral map by a Conservative Party high on the fumes of their peculiar war with Argentina in the South Atlantic. Afterwards, their...

The Confederations Cup: Italy 3-1 USA 0

The Confederations Cup: Italy 3-1 USA

It starts off as a low whining sound. You turn the sound down on the television wondering whether the washing machine is playing up or whether the cat is ill, but the sound goes...

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Tony Kempster

We had been warned that his illness was terminal, but this didn’t make his passing much less of a shock. The death of football statistician Tony Kempster, reported this morning, brings to a close...

Stoke City Supporters 1-0 Greater Manchester Police 2

Stoke City Supporters 1-0 Greater Manchester Police

One didn’t have to be an anti-capitalist demonstrator to be pretty appalled by the police’s behaviour at the recent demonstrations in London. However, considering the curtailments to civil liberties that have been introduced by...

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Shit Shot Mungo: Holiday Special 2!

It’s that time of the week again. Time for the second part of the Shit Shot Mungo Bumper Holiday Special, the constituent parts of which will be easily arrangeable into a super bumper comic...

Ronaldo To Madrid… Possibly 4

Ronaldo To Madrid… Possibly

It has been said before that the one single things that all great sides have in common is a player in midfield, aged in his mid to late twenties. That player is at the...

Setanta & The Blue Square Premier 5

Setanta & The Blue Square Premier

Setanta may not have actually stopped breathing yet, but the last rites are being read in the media. It now seems like only a matter of time before the plug is pulled and the...

Match Of The Midweek: England 6-0 Andorra 1

Match Of The Midweek: England 6-0 Andorra

…And breathe. That’s your lot. It’s the second week of June, and it’s finally, finally the end of the 2008/09 football season in England. This being England, of course, the nagging doubt that one...

Going Underground 0

Going Underground

The London Underground strike may be about to cause one or two problems for the England team this evening for their match against Andorra. The kick-off time has already been put back to 8.15,...

Twohundredpercent On Twitter (For Now) 0

Twohundredpercent On Twitter (For Now)

So, two years after the rest of the planet and with the continuing lingering suspicion that I don’t really understand how it works, Twohundredpercent is now on Twitter. Yes, I know, I know. I’m...