Football Shorts 4

Well, it’s another Tuesday night, and another chance for me to catch up on all the things that have been distracting my tiny brain over the last few days or so (Caution: The following posts are small items that I don’t have the time or inclination to write complete pieces about, but that I do feel warrant a mention – they’re not all meant to be taken completely seriously). My New Scarf: I’ve got a new scarf! It’s blue and yellow striped, and it’s so comfortable on my neck that I almost kept it on all day at work all day, and would have done were it not for the fact that I would almost certainly died from heatstroke had I not. Should you be interested, I can be seen modelling it here (I’m on the right, by the way). Of course, the ownership of a new football scarf can only mean one thing, and that it the immediate onset of an unseasonal heatwave that renders the damn thing useless until the autumn. If the weather turns and there’s a mini-heatwave at the start of March, you’ll know who to blame (although those of you that remember my topless raindance will already be aware that I’m not very good at controlling the weather). Say It Quietly: ..But the Premier League is actually pretty exciting at the moment, isn’t it?...

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